10. While napping on the beach, you wake, smell smoke, and see two Boy Scouts frying bacon off your back.
9. You walk into Costco and set off the overhead sprinkler system.
8. Your roommate asks you to turn off the night light ... in your camping tent.
7. You're using suntan lotion with an SPF of 10W40.
6. You somehow become the answer to the riddle, "What's black and white and red all over?"
5. Red Lobster hires you as a promotional prop.
4. Santa asks you to guide his sleigh tonight.
3. Apple designs a Product (Red) iPhone with your face as the homescreen.
2. The local fire department installs a fire hydrant in your bedroom.
- You hear God audibly say to you: "Well done, good and faithful servant."
Enjoy your Friday!