I don't know about you, but there is nothing I like more than a really clean moron. You know, an Oxiclean moron. Oh wait, that's not what we're talking about? My bad.
An oxymoron is "a figure of speech in which apparently contradictory terms appear in conjunction." So, since there is a scent of contradiction in every conjunction I use, who better to catalogue and list such English couplets of contradictory conjunctivitis than me? Oh, that isn't what conjunctivitis means? Oops. Let's move on.
Without further fanfare, my list of the Top 10 Morons ... er, Oxymorons! Enjoy!
10. Jumbo Shrimp
9. Government Organization
8. Sanitary Landfill
7. Head Butt
6. Dodge Ram
5. "Now then..."
4. Pretty Ugly
3. Anarchy Rules!
2. Cafeteria Food
- Microsoft Works
Honorable Mention: Good Grief, Alone Together, Student Teacher.
Happy Friday!