Top 10 Bumper Stickers

Top 10 Bumper Stickers

10. Imagine Whirled Peas

9. If at First You Don't Succeed, Skydiving Isn't for You

8. The Trouble with the Gene Pool Is There's No Lifeguard

7. A Day without Sunshine is Like ... Night

6. First Things First, but Not Necessarily in that Order

5. I Used To Be Schizophrenic, but We're OK Now

4. Liberal Arts Degree: Will Think For Food

3. Gravity: It's Not Just a Good Idea, It's The Law

2.  The Closer You Get, the Slower I Drive  

1.  Lord, Help Me Be the Person My Dog Thinks I Am

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