10. Imagine Whirled Peas
9. If at First You Don't Succeed, Skydiving Isn't for You
8. The Trouble with the Gene Pool Is There's No Lifeguard
7. A Day without Sunshine is Like ... Night
6. First Things First, but Not Necessarily in that Order
5. I Used To Be Schizophrenic, but We're OK Now
4. Liberal Arts Degree: Will Think For Food
3. Gravity: It's Not Just a Good Idea, It's The Law
2. The Closer You Get, the Slower I Drive
1. Lord, Help Me Be the Person My Dog Thinks I Am
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