A friend was spending time with the Lord the other day, and it turned into a rather personal conversation. Listen to how my friend put it:
Friend: "Oh God, I've been wondering ... how long is a million years to you?"
God: "A million years? Why, that's like a second."
Friend: "Oh, I see. And how much is a million dollars to you?"
God: "A million dollars? Why, a million dollars is like a penny to me."
Friend: "Oh, I see. [Long Pause.] God, could I have one of those pennies?"
God: "Sure. In a second."